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Quick rants and news...

September 14th is Here

I've posted several more deviations and scraps to my deviantART page. Go ahead and look.

by keot, posted on Wednesday, 14. September 2005 @ 1909.50 bst

August 14th arrived then left

I did indeed post several deviations, and a few more scraps to my deviantART page. Instead of waiting till next year before posting some more work, I shall be waiting a month. So have a look at my deviantART pages after September the 14th if you want to see something new.

I've fixed a few minor bugs on the Residentbook, not that anyone would notice because hardly anyone is posting to it. Interestingly enough the spammers are still spamming, albeit with little or no intelligence because they're spamming the old Residentbook which is hidden from view. I guess that means my plan worked.

Anything, blargh, yadda yadda... Contact me. Via Google Talk. TTFN.

by keot, posted on Sunday, 04. September 2005 @ 2251.55 bst

August 14th is Approaching

You know what that means. The third anniversary of StickWorld is coming up, meaning I might publish some more artwork on my deviantART page. Make sure you have a look on the fourteenth.

by keot, posted on Tuesday, 09. August 2005 @ 1517.19 bst

I was about to rant, but then i thought of the consequences

I was about to rant about things at Uni, but then I remembered that i was using part of my website to coordinate one of my projects and it wouldn't be wise especially since I have pointed my project tutor and my personal tutor at this website.
I had a clever idea for once this week.

by keot, posted on Friday, 20. May 2005 @ 1331.08 bst

Voter Apathy

Why is nobody voting? Pray do tell.

by keot, posted on Thursday, 05. May 2005 @ 1448.01 bst

I was so close to killing

I've just got out of a lecture where I was possibly the most bored I have ever been in my life. I would have left, but there were people sitting all around me so I couldn't escape.
Then I spied down the lecture theatre. Somebody I hate and the Lecturer, in perfect alignment. My eyes scanned the desk infront of me and found a pen. I could propell this 0.4mm nib down the theatre straight into either the target of hate's neck or the flab of the lecturer. Either way it was going to cause damage.
I ended up doodling for ages instead.

Elfling. You have a 'short' section to place your ramblings instead of the front page...

by keot, posted on Wednesday, 04. May 2005 @ 1108.56 bst

Spammer Windows

Recently the Residentbook has been receiving spam. I would guess that these foolish peons are advertising mechandise available for citizens of the third r^H^H^W^H United States of America. If they haven't noticed, they are placing their finely crafted messages on a website of which the majority of viewers originate from the United Kingdom.
This means it's pointless. Stop it or I shall get angry, and the world certainly does not want that. Honest. You don't. I'm being serious.

The crazy thought of charging people £500 for posting a message in my Residentbook enetered my cranium. The charge will be removed for all residents of course.

On another completely unrelated note, I am suffering. Not from any medical condition (which sadly cannot be said about the rest of my family;) but from a poor computer. I have somehow managed to install about three versions of Microsoft's abismal operating system, and I still haven't found anything that will turn this useless abundance of left over computer bits into something thjat will survive me the Easter holidays.

Do I have anything else to say. Probably yes, but I doubt that anyone would want to read it so this will be the end of this message. I bid you a good day and all.

by keot, posted on Wednesday, 23. March 2005 @ 2219.21 gmt

Lots and Lots of Stories

I've been writing posts on my mobile phone for the past six months; building up a collection for when I redevelop the site. However as you're in no doubt aware, this site has laid stagnant for longer.

So I was thinking of posting these stories now. They're not too interesting, but they're something at least - you might find parts of them amusing.

Spam the residentbook with persuasive comments and not adverts. I've banned the spammers, which should help with the current problem. I'll have to enquire with the madman about an anti- luncheon meat weapon of mass destruction.

by keot, posted on Monday, 14. March 2005 @ 2123.12 gmt

if i were any lazier, i wouldn't be breathing

i'm still slowly but surely tapping my well to heck on my phone, creating a massive post which should arrive on this website sometime next year. i also have tons and tons of ideas for a complete redesign. actually i've had such ideas for a few years now, but i seem to improve them everytime i think about making the site, which means that i wander off thinking about redeveloping the site instead of actually making it.
erm, hope you all have a good christmas, and i hope to see quite a few of you in the public house in a few days - it will be interesting to see everyone back in stortford.

by keot, posted on Thursday, 16. December 2004 @ 1433.45 gmt

excuses, excuses

okay. i'm sorry. really. i have been writing quite a few posts for this website, but i still haven't got around to posting them. you see, i'm typing them in on my mobile phone while travelling around london and to and from home. this means that i can't type very fast and i do a few paragraphs at once, then a few days or a week passes and i add a few more paragraphs. this results in several completely disjointed ramblings which i'm sure nobody will understand.

that's my excuse at least, but i don't want you to think that i'm lazy. i suppose i could post all of these rambling complete with a disclaimer, but i want to post something meaningful and reflective of my first term at university.

therefore expect a new post sometime in the future. that's the closest deadline i can bring myself to set.

by keot, posted on Wednesday, 17. November 2004 @ 1219.03 gmt

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