The tails of elfling for JULY

So, you may have wondered (or may not), where on earth elfling has wondered off to this month, he is not in the tree, not under his rock.. wait, there he is, he's in Ireland, Spain and France... we all drank lemonade, THE END.

But anyways, thats the brief outline, with copious amounts of booze to fill us with joy and glee.

I got soo dunk on my first night in Spain, i lost my wallet, dropped 2 drinks and bought the barman a drink, then i was sick and couldnt do anything for a day or two, recovering. Slept on the beach. Then in Dublin, went to Guiness factory, and drank guiness for like 10 days flat. Then in France, it was a drunken and disorderly haze in my back garden, which is an acre of land, so who cares.

All in all, i have to conclude, that wearing a pineapple on ur head does not make u any more attractive.

elfling
- longest post i think i have ever done in my life.

and then i farted

by elfling, posted on Thursday, 11. August 2005 @ 0043.10 bst