what on earth happened?

I seem to have slept through the past month, i came home from spain, bloody hilarious trip, running around the campsite in my pants was enjoyable, but anyway, i don't know why this has happened, is this all part of being unemployed, or is it just the drink?

All I know for certain are these four things;
1. Nick should never be allowed to drink vodka red bulls ever again
2. I should never be woken up by nick drunkenly falling through the shed door whilst i'm drunkenly sleeping (drunken pants running occured here)
3. Ben gets VERY annoyed if you leave him alone in a club coz u met a girl
4. The leprechauns are controlling keots mind

that is all

by madman, posted on Thursday, 01. September 2005 @ 2238.59 bst