It's been a while

Well well, it's this time again. Yes that's right lots of bollocks posted by myself, metolhead (I can't find my don anywhere i think it may be in the wash). Before I begin I must say this and only this: Why the hell doesn't this parse to have the same capitalisations that I put in, I mean I am putting effort into pressing shift so it looks more than a garbled mess of lowercase letters. There is a recommendation for the .dev site. Why the dot ? Is it meant to be a hidden directory ? Anyway the proper post now follows, if it can so be called.

This thingy here was brought about by me watching Futurama Season 3 Disc 3. The one where Bender becomes and folk singer and joins up with Beck. My how I laughed, one of the best episodes ever. At the moment the soundtrack to this rant is "2412. Nightwish - [Wishmaster #02] The Kinslayer [3:59]" a most excellent band, a most excellent track on a most excellent music player doofer 'foobar' keot will agree. Also in recent news keot has told me he is my mother and didn't ask me to join him on the feminine front, thank god. And Rachie is the father, but that isn't much of a surprise most of the world is Rachie's offspring. I think I may be putting links all over the place in this one so be warned, however I have been kind and not linked to here. Erm back to the previous mangled thought now. Okay father and mother sorted out, what next. Ahh yes nick_da_elf or ^madman^ I can't rightly remember, well someone informed me that I have nipple rot. A most terrible disease as you all know I thankfully can say that I seem to have completely recovered from this and my nipples are as healthy as ever too bad about the rest of me. My hayfever has caused me to turn into a massive ball of phlem (spelling?), now that would be a cool paradoy "Great Balls of Phlem". Back to a more fictional front before people start thinking that I have something useful to say, that will be saved for the end. Underpants gnomes, the theiving little bastards infiltrated my house draws, pants and stole them. The gits, if anyone see's them please do what you know is right and castrate them, for me please. Oh if you see my undies can you give 'em back I'd be most obligied. Thanks.

As many know this site normally comes to a standstill during summer or winter, or any other time of year. Keot has already covered that though and excused himself. What a lovely URI there Keot, must congradulate you on the amazing way you manage to bring out the best aspects of file naming. This post will most proabably be read by three people, me because I don't know its mine. Rachie because she does that sorta thing, she's a woman remember, remember *WARNING INDECENT IMAGE OF TWO WOMEN IN A RATHER COMPRIMISING POSITION* women? Finally Keot because he want's to know where all his bloody disk space has disappeared. Hurrah for long posts, maybe next time I'll encode to binary or ROT13 it and see if anyone notices. Oooo, maybe some other people in those wierd foriegn countries <cough> America </cough>. That might be a bad thing though, all these links may give them the impression I am plaugerising other people's material, they may decide to bomb me into oblivion. Or maybe that's just a bit over the top.

Doom III soon, so soon I can taste in on my lips. Or maybe that's dinner. Anyway end of this week hurrah! Can't wait gonna go get it and kick wierd hell spawn arse on mars with a flashlight and a pistol. I can only feel sorry for those people who are missing out, then I remember they have better things to do that shut out all daylight and play a computer game for several hours. I may get a toilet installed into this chair, you know it is Doom III I don't want to ruin my pants I don't any enough pairs for that. The only thing I can say is "Bring it on!!!". See all you gamer on Mars on the 13th.

Well well I was reminded last night by a lady of my aquintance that the AS results are out soon, so very soon. So that means GCSE, AS, A Level results are coming out. Wish everyone luck with all that, the only thing you can do is wait, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock. That's all I'm gonna say about that mainly because I don't want to think about it. I'll tag in the fact that I am driving, not passed the test just learning, here and I think I'm doing rather well. Time will tell on that one though.

Okay this is much longer than I thought it would be so I'm getting worried for all you who are going to read this. If you've got this far have a pat on the back it's taken me some time to right all this, infact it's now 21:11 i started at 20:32 can't believe this. The current song is "0026. Santana - Europa [5:04]" most amazing guitarist I recommend to anyone and Gardner's World getting high on 'grass' is the current discussion in #mtuk.

Izzy, izzy, izzy where would be without her. A much better world probably. This bit was meant to be devoted to complaining about/at/to Rachie though, so that's what we'll do. After I tell you that I've just found that I have all of Children of Bodom's albums, which is good and that Nine Inch Nails later albums are utter shite, bad. Rachie you are very indecisive aren't you. You want something, get it then want something else, get it then want the original thing back again. This reminds me of the story about the squirrel and the octopus which I think a few of the readers will remember:
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar." - Fry, Futurama
Okay maybe it isn't I just watched that episode and thought it was a great quote and wanted to get it in here somewhere. Maybe one day she'll be happy with what she's got anyway end of complaining. Onto something else now.

Damn this, forgotten what I was going to go on and write about here. Oh yeah got it now, many of you will be going to some university in the middle of somewhere soon, and your Sweeds and Finns are back in their schools now. This bit is just gonna be a rant about the former. Good luck with it all hope you get to go where you want and end up drinking much of the fine beverages and women. Also all people going for electrical engineering are crazy, really really crazy. This bit was surprisingly shorter than I thought it was gonna be.

I end of this note:
"0417. Murderdolls - [Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls #18] I Take Drugs [1:44]"
"I take drugs, I take drugs, I take drugs and you should do to!"
Most excellent. Peace out, sienara, ciao, boomshanka, good bye old boy.

by metolhead, posted on Wednesday, 11. August 2004 @ 2130.17 bst