Happy non-birthday

I just wanted to say happy non-birthday to all those who may read this. Unless of course it is your actual birthday when you read this, then it won't be your non-birthday.
You may think that the concept of me wishing everyone happy non-birthday is a little odd, but i actually think it is better to celebrate non-birthdays. Ok, mainly cos that way you could have more parties and get more presents, which is good for the non-birthday people, but then everyone would have to spend a lot of money, but i'm sure that wouldn't matter. But if people celebrated non-birthdays, then on their actual birthdays, they would give a present to their parents, cos without them, they would not be here. Yes i am odd, but anyway, until tomorrow - HAPPY NON-BIRTHDAY.

by rach, posted on Saturday, 24. May 2003 @ 2318.10 bst