A school leaver's speech

All i can say to the people from my schoolwho i probably won't see again is that i wish you all the best of luck, health and above all i wish you to enjoy life.

To all the rest of you, however, your stuck with me, i assure you i will visit the school at least once a week untill the end of term, and to all of you on mtuk or msn messenger, my visits will remain just as inconsistant and insane as ever.

Good luck to you all whatever you do, and if you don't see me, i'm sure in a few years i'll be on TV, on Crimewatch to be precise :)

by madman, posted on Wednesday, 04. June 2003 @ 2356.06 bst