Ahhhh its been a while

This must be the first time I've posted for a long time, I can't be arsed to check. I am going to write this using proper grammar which keot's unlameness filter will remove. *sigh*

Well at the moment it's stryper, which is good. I finally own seasons 1 to 4 of futurama and I've managed to watch them all. Which is one of life's ambitions completed only several hundred more left. Don't get me wrong; this isn't going to be funny, short or contain any Britranny Spear's lyrics (oh I crack myself up).

Batting averages are way up, mini golf scores and way down. Exams are coming to an end, which is good for the whole of the UK [unless you do poncy subjects like R.E. or sociology, if you want to slap me I'll be here most of the week]. #maths has quietened down now since all the exams are over which means my [sad pathetic] life is going to start up again. YAY!

For all of those who care I've managed to hang onto (literally sometimes) Laura, so I deserve some sort of reward for that. Perhaps some sort of large mace +4 to pound my enemies skull's (Lucas and McBride) into the ground. Or maybe ^madman^ would be kind enough to lend me a ICBM to nuke them into oblivion... ooo wanna I add Bush to that list too.

At the moment i am sitting in this room, CPU 53*C and mostly idle, it's a bloomin' hot day and my ear drums [or what's left of them] have been pounded by some music the lovely volume of aleph-null. "TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL!", sorry. I forgot men can't multitask, coming in the next upgrade I hear. I'll try and stick to writing to this. Stop those groans now you don't have to read this you know; I couldn't make you, I'm not that big (no no Rachie not there, god women) and I'm not good with knots (no problem with handcuffs).

The past couple of weeks have been just like this, lovely. Those who say that it always rains in Wales have been mis-informed. Those who say that the farmers and their sheep... well you know the rest. Sausages have been eaten muchly as has bacon and the wonderful curry. All we need is some beer and Zuban cigars and everything would be perfect.
By now you will have realised that this is just a collection of what I am thinking about, if you haven't then shame on you. I am doing this because it gets me out of doing my revision for my physics exam tomorrow afternoon (I'm gonna wash my hair in the morning so I won't have much time for revision). Back on the topic of exams I have to complain about Mr Gilpin my statistics teacher. He was shite, infact so shite that well he was really shite. Went into the Statistic 1 exam, started the paper .... went fine then just sunk badly. Like keot after you give him a white wine spritzer (START: cmp humour_impared \n je START). Let's say it was the worst exam I sat, however I am hoping for B at the least in it so it isn't that bad. Well I might surprise myself and get a C. The only thing thats worse than that is when i evaluated the integral of cos(x) instead of cos^0.5 (x) which was the main part of a 15 mark question. Chemistry went swimingly (which is a word, look it up in the Becktionary); now awaitng Physics, with and 'F'.

Well this is a bit late but oh well, my name's metolhead and i consider myself a don therefore my full title is don_metolhead. For those who IRC then irc.uk.quakenet.org my nick is don_metolhead and I normally hang around in #mtuk and #maths as well as others which i can't be arsed to type because they don't begin with 'm'. The comment about washing my hair above, I'm a guy with long hair... metolhead, metalhead get it yet? Yes that's it, well done have a cookie. If you want to know more {which you won't then email Rachie at rachie_lake@hotmale.com ;) } Yes, I've now used every type of bracket. Anyway back to this post.

What was I going to say here... well, if you have got this far in one sitting then very well done. This so far has taken 13 Stryper songs (this is equivalent to 53.10 of your Earth minutes). Okay I'm popped now, just pushed to get a drink and a sausage in a cylinder of bread (bit of computer humour their, yes okay I'm sorry. Atleast i didn't do this one:
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 |     1
 |   ----- = Log Cabin + Sea
 |   Cabin
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See what I mean.) Well the sausage is now gone as is the bread, so I'm, gonna have to think of something to say now or end this.

Okay peace out.

by metolhead, posted on Sunday, 13. June 2004 @ 1648.33 bst