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yesterday a ginger haired boy called george fleigh was killed by a freak lightning strike. Eyewitness accounts say that he was chasing a boy around Braintree park with a steel baseball bat and a samurai sword when the lightning came down. The boy he was chasing was called Angelo renna and was lucky only to loose his left arm. Georges father kevin said of the incident,

"he's lucky to only loose his left arm. If George had been warmed up he could have lost a lot more."

Since this report has been written, it has been revealed that Angelo has had a heart attack after one of the doctors, an accomplice of George tried to cut his head off with a blunt cheese knife. It was lucky that one of the 15 police officers guarding the room were awake.

It is said that the lightning strike was attracted to the sword that George was carrying, or it could have been the fact that George has bright orange hair.

His mother has said in a statement that,

"I wish that i had never given him the sword for christmas, he said he was only going to use it on the cat, not the boy who gave him a dead leg two weeks ago".

However distraught his mother was, his brother could only think of how much more money he would get because his younger brother wasn't there. He told us,

"Now i only have to wait for my sisiter to sit down on her chairand be ctapulted up 1478 meters into the air."

His brother has since been put in the Braintree mental asylum. Georges funeral will be held in two weeks time and will be attended by all his accomplicies, people who he has injured and family and friends, even though he has none, excepy one called Luke Oddwood who only castrated by george by accident when he was practicing with his samurai sword and Luke walked in. The scream was enormous, even though Luke was going to have the operation later that week. He would like to thank George for saving him £123648460 with which he bought one penguin off George. He says to this day,

"It was a very good deal"

By the way, as you may have gathered the title of this post has not relivance what so ever to it's content, it is merely a random selection of letters which may make sense to some people.

by cod_squad, posted on Wednesday, 09. June 2004 @ 2114.33 bst