the life of a pixel

Hmmm, i was just wondering what it must be like to be a pixel. why do pixels agree to becoming pixels in the first plaice. They surely know how boring it is going to be and yet they decide to send themselves to eternal damnation by agreeing to do the most boring job ever.
I think this is a serious topic which needs to be discussed during one of our r.s lessons. I am sure that Mr Rowley would have a few interesting words to say on it. also a few strong ones too.
Anyway... where do pixels go when they have died. Is there a pixel heaven and hell, or is being a pixel a form of hell for some animal like an osterich or something.
Do pixels have parties, go to sleep, wash, use a toilet, or the floor, and do they answer the phone naked. all these questions are as of yet unanswered.
I feel very deprived at the lack of knowledge we posses about pixels and will dedicate my computer monitor to medical researh on pixels. Then one day we shall know all the wonderful facts about pixel life.

Excellent.

That is all.

by cod_squad, posted on Monday, 07. April 2003 @ 2236.45 bst