My official standing on God (and religion as a whole)

^madman^ sings:
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things crude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

This pretty much sums up what i believe.

I believe that all of the miracles depicted in the bible were brought about by bread made of dodgy rye, as only those who know anything about the illegal properties of dodgy rye will know, that black fungus growing on it contains LSD, for example, The feeding of the 5000, what were they fed???

Bread!!, rye bread, this rye bread contained the fungus making all of the people in the crowd hallucinate.

Don't get me wrong, i believe there is something out there, but i also believe that christianity is based on the accounts of 12 drugged up occultists, most of whom were so dumb that by the time they had learned to write they'd forgotten most of what happened, so filled in the gaps a little.

Anyway...

^madman^ will now destroy the voice that was just talking and go back to being mad and unpredictable, thanks for staying long enough to read this, i shall now write a limerick as a reward to those who have stuck with me thus far...

there once was a nutter called jesus,
who had a few bad diseases,
he ate dodgy rye,
and thought he could fly,
that drugged up nutter called jesus.

The Christian church is still the biggest religion in the world, may i ask How??

by madman, posted on Wednesday, 09. April 2003 @ 1026.06 bst