The great battle of South Andorra

It was a cold and yet quite warm day many a year ago when sloughton the great and his mighty army of crustaceans (which consisted of 2 crabs, a lobster and a small frog who was a bit lost) layed seige to to the home of Ian the poor potato farmer. After 2 months of spitting bits of paper through straws Sloghton the Great's forces were a bit out of breath and Ian was literally covered in a crusty layer of spitwads.

Then through Ian's tiny imagination, which was still precisely 30% more active than Sloughton's he decided that he would trick sloughtons forces.

On the third day after his momentous thought, Ian emerged from the house with a little white handkerchief and his hand behing his back, he was dead within 2 seconds for when he drew the hidden spitwad cannon he accidentally inhaled and choked on the truly vast number of used spitwads in that 2 foot long straw.

Thus Sloghton the Great won his first battle and now owned the south of andorra along with the whole of andorra's potato industry which then made up to 3 whole potatoes a year (2 of these were always rotten)

by madman, posted on Wednesday, 12. February 2003 @ 1635.38 gmt