Morality...

Just after man discovered fire we built tools to hit each other over the head, but is this right??

here to answer these questions are three voices in my head, three islands of insanity in a rolling sea of stupidity.

We have with us the leader of the socialist (left) side of my brain, Henry Shatner, the leader of the capitalist (right) side of my brain, Andrew Frnklyn and some guy that i dug up out of the corner
GLEEP
How y'all doin?!?
GLEEP
indeed, let's start with you Henry...
GLEEP
Why are you starting with HIM!!!
GLEEP
now, now calm down,
GLEEP
sorry, but i paid you a lot of money in the hope that I would get to throw the first punch
GLEEP
WHAT????? you're here to fight?
GLEEP
of course i am you degenerate!
GLEEP
I'll KILL YOU, YOU SONOFABITCH!!!!!
GLEEP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHH
GLEEP
BASH IT, BASH IT!!
GLEEP
maa mother's maa sister!!!
GLEEP
i'm telling you, i'm armed and i'm not afraid to use it!!!
GLEEP
oh look, stump jumpin' jethro is using all his three brain cells to talk.
GLEEP
BANG!!!
GLEEP
It's chaos here on talk fm, i'll update you tommorow, STOP BITING MY LEG!!!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP
(dodgy music played like when tv shows have technical difficulties)

by madman, posted on Wednesday, 12. February 2003 @ 1618.48 gmt