A simple, yet effective way to survive

This survival guide is truly simple, all you need to do is watch out for me, i have ginger hair, wear an overcoat and if i am carrying bombs i tend to carry them in a black "jeep" bag.

now for the not so simple thing, you have to run in the opposite direction, keep off of the main roads as they will most probably actually be a long, black minefields for 100 yard bursts every 500 yards, also if you see me entering a tall building, keep at least the height of the building away, plus 200 yards.

Also, I have large cash reserves (somewhere in the region of £80,000) with which i intend to buy an ex-military APC (like the american m113) so if you see one of these trundling along the street with my trademark black livery run for cover.

On the other hand you could join me and enjoy a life of terrorist activities, you can't really get hold of me, but it's worth a try...


...so basically, the simplest ways to survive are:
1) keep the hell away from me
2) join me and aid in the downfall of the world as we know it.

by madman, posted on Friday, 07. March 2003 @ 1600.31 gmt