Cod Squad manifesto

Here is the Cod Squad manifesto page;

1. To overthrough the treacherous regime of Spain. The Spanish fishing fleet must be destroyed, otherwise the fertile population of Cod in the sea will be made exstinct.

2.All peoples must worship the Almighty North Siberian Fish eating elephant whos is respectfully allergic to Cod.

3. All members of the Cod Squad must be aware of the existance of Mr Klaneshnikov the mighty nasal parasite and that he was reincarnated as the Even Greater argullia rasputin.

4.All members of the Cod Squad must do their best to help Don Gonzo of the Moffats and his regime in sicily.

5.It is possible for members of the Cod Squad who reside in the Belleview mental institute and have been declared mentally insane to have multiple personalities. This isn't allowed under normal circumstances.

6.The Cod Squad shall campaign to put a altar of worship inside belleview to convert more people to our madistic cult.

7.Every member of the Cod Squad must strive to attract more members, using any means neccesary.


8.The Cod Squad seeks to abolish all forms of Taxation. Instead the Cod Squad shall get it's money from raiding other countries banks and stagnating their economy with mouldy haddock

9.The Cod Squad recognises it's connections with the TBC Union (Text book carries union) and also with the B.I.U (Belleview institute union)

10.Together the Cod Squad and the B.I.U shall be joined and will be known as The Belleview Union for Former Members of the Cod Squad (B.U.F.M.C.S)Details of this are in ^madmans^ column.

11.The Cod Squad aims to abolish the Monarchy and replace it with a : The ECB otherwise known as The English Cod Board. ( which is a form of monarchy)

12.The Cod Squad aims to privatise Hospitals and sets out to make a profit through all public services.

13.The Cod Squad aims to dominate the World.

Eventually

14.Cod history and science shall be taught in all schools for 4 hours a day, telling of how the Mighty Cod was first made and how it has evolved through time.

15.Cricket shall become the only sport played internationaly and Essex CCC shall win every competition every year. Including the World Cup.

All other sports shall only be played domestically for betting purposes only. Within the Cod Squad juristiction

16.Prisons shall be abolished and the only form of punishment shall be the force feeding of Brussel Sprouts, haggis or mouldy cabbage.

17.The CodGrandFather shall be recognised as first amoung equals in the Cod Squad.

18.Cowboy time (9.50) shall become a mational event.

That is all.

by cod_squad, posted on Tuesday, 04. February 2003 @ 1151.19 gmt