the worrying case of madman

madman is slighty depressed. this is a terrorist threat.
madman was not too pleased with his monitoring (a kind of short-term report,) and is planning on the world's destruction. i have been sarcastic as i normally are, and madman has taken my ideas literally. comments such as "summon a small army by writing the term 'fishsticks' on your page on mah webby" have been taken literally. also, madman is planning on making a "M15 anti-tank land mine" upon which madman commented "could be interesting to put on the m11, wait for a truck to come *insane laughter*."
you should be worried. this individual has made lots of interesting explosives in the past and will no doubt make more in the future with more interesting design features and a better efficency rate.
the world has seven days to live. i mean it. he's a madman (and a good spellchecker too). and he's worrying me muchly. see you all soon, hopefully in one piece. thankfully he would never hurt me, nor friends. just mrs. parry. lucky her, and everyone else on his list.
he's preparing a small army. i'd stay clear, or help.

by keot, posted on Thursday, 06. March 2003 @ 1607.20 gmt