wallops
on irc, there is a mode you can put on yourself. '/mode keot +w' it means wallops. wallops are oper messages, e.g. non-important comments from the owners of quakenet. they must have got bored, because i woke up today and found a very large long list. normally you'd wait for years with mode +w for something to happen. here's the wallops chat that occured last night:-
Thu×2049.59 * keot sets mode: +w
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Thu×2057.59 !shadow! $ DICKS?!?!!? WHERE?!?!? LAFFLE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Thu×2317.16 !slug! $ /msg shadow i want my free q please
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Thu×2317.47 !shadow! $ /msg slug if you want free bouncers and shells and Q's and L's and S's and FREE SEX OMG PORN
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Thu×2318.24 !slug! $ /msg shadow slug owns lusers
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Thu×2319.16 !slug! $ sorcer sucks
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Thu×2319.19 !slug! $ ;p
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Thu×2320.54 !shadow! $ !!!EVERYONE!!! INVITE SLUG TO YOUR CHANNEL!! HE WILL BRING Q, O, L, S, P, F, R and T WITH YOU AND THE YOU ARE MUCH
COOLER THAN AN ICECUBE!!! DO IT NOW! /invite slug #YOURCHANNEL
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Thu×2323.15 !stevoo! $ SHADOW OWNS YOU ALL OMG FUCK YOU KTHX PLZ BYE
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Thu×2323.53 !slug! $ /msg shadow,stevoo sux
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Thu×2324.16 !shadow! $ /msg slug stevoo and shadow owns YOU
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Thu×2326.14 !shadow! $ german =/
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Thu×2327.05 !Starman! $ good evening fellow opers and users
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Thu×2327.52 !soFtis! $ Good evening, starman. Finally a sane operator.
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Thu×2328.00 !slug! $ now we're just missing speeCH
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Thu×2328.04 !Starman! $ for now...
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Thu×2328.33 !slug! $ people are still invite flooding me ;(
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Thu×2328.47 !soFtis! $ And who shall we blame? :D
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Thu×2328.53 !shadow! $ YEA PPL! DON'T FORGET THE TIMER! IF HE DOESN'T JOIN IMMEDIATELY, TRY AGAIN!
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Thu×2329.00 !Starman! $ stevoo
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Thu×2329.01 !slug! $ fuuu ;p
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Thu×2329.16 !stevoo! $ YIKES!
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Thu×2329.17 !Starman! $ are maybe even the classic durzel :o
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Thu×2330.29 !slug! $ blame shadow
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Thu×2330.39 !shadow! $ AS TEH MEMBER OF TEH HIGHER COMUNNITY I EXPRESS MYSELF WITH LOLE~~ AND LAFFLE~~!!!! I HAEV VORGOT HOW 2 WALK AND
TEH SPEAK!!!!! AND I MA ROLLIN ON TEH FUCKIN LAFF TOWARDS TEH AIR LOLELING~~~~~~~~~~~~~?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!! DICKS/!!!!!!!! WHERE????????????!!!!!!
LAFFLE********~~~
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Thu×2330.46 !slug! $ old ;p
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Thu×2331.08 !shadow! $ that's my speech sucker!!!111
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Thu×2331.11 !slug! $ 2330.58| [Spuddeh(k0ws@is.about.to.m1lk.it)] durzel will be hurt if he hears he's lost his place as qnets official scapegoat
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Thu×2331.11 !Starman! $ Can I give you Flowerz?
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Thu×2331.22 !slug! $ biggit up to ma main man spuddeh
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Thu×2331.53 !Nico\w! $ aren't all these 's' opers cute..... it's 's'-opers night ! (damn, should have added a 's' at the beginning of my nick, to participate...
soz)
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Thu×2332.19 !slug! $ morning snico
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Thu×2332.40 !shadow! $ full moon probably
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Thu×2332.44 !Starman! $ :(
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Thu×2333.09 !soFtis! $ I WONDER IF THIS WORK
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Thu×2333.20 !shadow! $ MY EYES
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Thu×2333.21 !slug! $ NO COLOURS ffs n00b
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Thu×2333.22 !Starman! $ my eye!
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Thu×2333.29 !Starman! $ (s) :(
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Thu×2333.55 !soFtis! $ sorry. but i got blind aswell
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Thu×2334.01 !soFtis! $ :/
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Thu×2334.05 !shadow! $ 2bad
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Thu×2334.06 !slug! $ /set hide_colors on
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Thu×2334.19 !shadow! $ /set slug off
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Thu×2334.21 !slug! $ like perfect free sunglasses
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Thu×2334.23 !slug! $ fo
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Thu×2334.32 !slug! $ dd if=/dev/zero of=/crap/shadow
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Thu×2335.02 !soFtis! $ lol
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Thu×2336.07 !shadow! $ drunk oper warning
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Thu×2336.15 !slug! $ /me points at shadow
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Thu×2336.43 !shadow! $ damn.. I got caught =/
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Thu×2337.50 !slug! $ 2drunk2wallu
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Thu×2339.40 !soFtis! $ honestly. My eyes still hurt after that incident.
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Thu×2339.54 !slug! $ we managed to go almost 2 minutes without abuse then, ffs
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Thu×2340.05 !shadow! $ we need more talking here so it goes off my screen to the buffer
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Thu×2340.29 !stevoo! $ spam spam spam spam
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Thu×2340.31 !slug! $ got any non-copyrighted interesting books that aren't manpages?
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Thu×2340.35 !stevoo! $ you don't like it?
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Thu×2340.38 !stevoo! $ sue me
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Thu×2340.55 !slug! $ to sue stevoo type /msg stevoo AUTOSUE on
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Thu×2341.07 !shadow! $ brave man
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Thu×2341.17 !stevoo! $ omg flood
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Thu×2341.33 !slug! $ har, all your walluser-luser-inducing-floods are belong to me
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Thu×2342.45 !stevoo! $ asswipe :-)
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Thu×2342.46 !froo! $ m000000000000000000000000000000000000ooooooo :p
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Thu×2343.05 !soFtis! $ froo.. Finally someone is making sense here.
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Thu×2343.14 !Deckard! $ holymunk is essence of /wallgay
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Thu×2343.16 !froo! $ and as usual ...
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Thu×2343.23 !slug! $ mnw3i8tfg8way7tg
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Thu×2343.40 !slug! $ noones done ascii art yet..
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Thu×2343.41 !froo! $ if you are dumbwitted and don't wan't to enjoy this funny little chat
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Thu×2343.49 !Deckard! $ http://www.fuckwit.tm/
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Thu×2343.49 !shadow! $ everyone /msg holymunk,Deckard you suck
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Thu×2343.51 !slug! $ no, don't type what froo is about to say!
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Thu×2343.59 !froo! $ just do a /mode -w
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Thu×2344.09 !stevoo! $ noooooo! froo is lying! /mode -w will ddos ya! DON'T!
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Thu×2344.09 !slug! $ froo: stop making us loose our audience ;(
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Thu×2344.32 !slug! $ it was actually holymonk, a typo ;/
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Thu×2344.58 !shadow! $ ok.. so
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Thu×2345.00 !Deckard! $ HAHA some poor guy called holymunk is getting hoardes of lamerspam through no fault of his own
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Thu×2345.06 !shadow! $ everyone /msg holymonk,Deckard you suck
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Thu×2345.20 !shadow! $ no shit sherlock
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Thu×2345.42 !froo! $ i think it's time for a contest.
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Thu×2345.43 !Deckard! $ even with a deerstalker and a magnifying glass, I cannot find your penis
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Thu×2345.53 !slug! $ enough of this shit
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Thu×2345.56 !slug! $ (__)
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Thu×2345.56 !slug! $ oo\\\~
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Thu×2345.56 !slug! $ !!!!
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Thu×2346.07 !slug! $ Moo0o0oooo
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Thu×2346.38 !froo! $ WHO IS THE FUNNIEST OPER? please do a /msg #funniest-oper
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Thu×2346.52 !froo! $ and i'll summarize in a while
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Thu×2347.16 !stevoo! $ vote for me and I'll give you free Q's
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Thu×2347.35 !shadow! $ vote for me and stevoo and you get Q and S
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Thu×2347.38 !froo! $ Dimebag: "a bunch of fucking pricks" doesn't have an O:line on any server :p
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Thu×2347.45 !slug! $ 2346.54| [Masse_(m10778@atle.abc.se)] How old are u ? Think its fun for us to look at your "fun" ?
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Thu×2347.50 !slug! $ he's up for /kill guys
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Thu×2347.56 !Deckard! $ he meant stevoo
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Thu×2348.10 !stevoo! $ BabyBumBum can have my babies!
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Thu×2349.00 !froo! $ lou isn't an oper anymore, s3b :p
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Thu×2349.21 !froo! $ nice spam :p
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Thu×2351.13 !slug! $ donate to the slug oper-popularity-via-wallops-campaign via the following url:
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Thu×2351.39 !shadow! $ http://staff.quakenet.org/~stevoo/
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Thu×2351.43 !slug! $ my solicitor has informed me that p*yp*l do not wish to be taken offline
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Thu×2351.46 !froo! $ neomonk, not unless your female
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Thu×2351.58 !Zarjazz! $ campaign
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Thu×2352.08 !slug! $ pedant ;p
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Thu×2352.24 !slug! $ all who vote for stevoo will be glined
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Thu×2352.37 !stevoo! $ NO!
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Thu×2352.41 !froo! $ Martin^kopfweh, and now we will gline you :p
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Thu×2352.42 !stevoo! $ THAT'S A LIE!
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Thu×2352.54 !shadow! $ all who support slug will get their Q accounts deleted, Q's removed, channels closed etc crap what can happen to a lamer
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Thu×2353.07 !stevoo! $ that however is true
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Thu×2353.22 !slug! $ shadow, stevoo: http://users.pandora.be/bauknecht/Forumshit/stop_whining.jpg
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Thu×2353.45 !Deckard! $ whoever can spam #funniest-oper the most wins... I don't mean a few lines, I mean use both fucking hands to continually send text
until you flood out
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Thu×2354.15 !shadow! $ correction: replace #funniest-oper with nickname: Deckard
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Thu×2354.46 !slug! $ aha, I spotted the stevoo/deckard/shadow coche (spelt correctly) party: http://users.pandora.be/bauknecht/Forumshit/lamerbus.jpg
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Thu×2355.12 !stevoo! $ thanks r0x0r
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Thu×2355.12 !slug! $ opless, we're using wallusers not wallop
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Thu×2355.22 !Deckard! $ wherever there is a cock party, stevoo is not far
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Thu×2355.42 !stevoo! $ HEY HAVE NO FEAR!
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Thu×2355.45 !Zarjazz! $ .!.
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Thu×2355.49 !shadow! $ opless: BRAVE MAN! WORD UP!
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Thu×2355.49 !stevoo! $ I IZ HERE!
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Thu×2355.55 !slug! $ death to doosh!
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Thu×2356.02 !Deckard! $ 8=========================================================================================D~~~~~~~
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Thu×2356.20 !shadow! $ mong Deckard
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Thu×2356.25 !slug! $ deckard, we don't want to put another line in our disclaimer
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Thu×2356.43 !slug! $ or make /mode +w require adult check
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Thu×2357.11 !Deckard! $ its a bike
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Thu×2358.03 !slug! $ ;p
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Thu×2358.58 !froo! $ reminder -> WHO IS THE FUNNIEST OPER? please do a /msg #funniest-oper
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Thu×2359.18 !froo! $ contest ends in 10 minutes, MAKE SURE YOUR VOICE IS HEARD .. :p
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Thu×2359.24 !Deckard! $ multiple votes are counted
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Thu×2359.35 !Deckard! $ as being for me
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Thu×2359.41 !Deckard! $ thanks, I win
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Fri×0000.10 !shadow! $ ok, ppl don't like me =/
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Fri×0000.13 !shadow! $ I'll quit
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Fri×0000.18 !froo! $ it seems to be a race between Deckie, slug and stevoo
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Fri×0000.27 !stevoo! $ RACE?!
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Fri×0000.42 !slug! $ [@Lithium-] vi is like wtf [I] cant contorl the curser!
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Fri×0000.56 !Deckard! $ slug just got disqualified for using a grammar correction script
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Fri×0000.57 !stevoo! $ everyone, /msg MicroSnigel for free bouncers, gay porn, christian advice and free Q's!
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Fri×0001.32 !stevoo! $ fu Deckard. I use that too.
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Fri×0002.11 !Deckard! $ ...
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Fri×0002.13 !shadow! $ froo is multitasking, btw
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Fri×0003.10 !froo! $ DECKARD answer my question in #glz ffs :p
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Fri×0004.42 !froo! $ not that #glz, for christ sake :p
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Fri×0004.49 !Deckard! $ I wonder how many people joined #glz and left before anyone saw them
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Fri×0004.51 !slug! $ stevoo, I love your host
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Fri×0004.56 !slug! $ reminds me of opless' code
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Fri×0005.21 !stevoo! $ LOLZ!
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Fri×0005.22 !Deckard! $ stevoo reminds me of essence of PR
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Fri×0005.38 !stevoo! $ LOLZ! x 2
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Fri×0006.39 !soFtis! $ #funniest-oper has not activated color protection.. PLease massflood "softis rules" with the colors 8,9..
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Fri×0006.53 !slug! $ nice try stevoo, I've set +c
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Fri×0007.01 !slug! $ softis rather :p
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Fri×0007.36 !Deckard! $ we should have those MTV Celebrity Oper Deathmatches for laffes and giggles and excuses to ignore people in #feds
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Fri×0007.47 !slug! $ 8]
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Fri×0007.51 !froo! $ voting is over, i'll count the votes now. expect results in a year or 2
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Fri×0008.01 !slug! $ sleep(86400);
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Fri×0008.33 !soFtis! $ hugs Zipplet^busy
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Fri×0008.51 !slug! $ note we should ignore stevoo's votes as he's been abusing the wall(op|users) for at least 15 times as long as us
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Fri×0009.23 !stevoo! $ I'm the peoples oper - remember that
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Fri×0009.26 !Deckard! $ he's a retard.. and people always laugh at retards
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Fri×0009.31 !Deckard! $ unfair advantage
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Fri×0012.09 !froo! $ votes have been counted.
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Fri×0012.18 !froo! $ on fifth place
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Fri×0012.31 !froo! $ comes Softis
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Fri×0012.44 !froo! $ fourth place goes to shadow
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Fri×0013.01 !froo! $ third place goes to /me
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Fri×0013.22 !froo! $ second place goes to Deckard
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Fri×0013.31 !soFtis! $ [DRUMROLL]
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Fri×0013.38 !Deckard! $ I think slug and stevoo were infront of me
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Fri×0013.43 !froo! $ first place goes to slug
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Fri×0013.49 !slug! $ \o/
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Fri×0013.52 !stevoo! $ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fri×0013.58 !Deckard! $ actually, nm
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Fri×0013.58 !stevoo! $ WHAT THE FUCK
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Fri×0013.59 !froo! $ and place 0 goes to STEVOO
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Fri×0014.04 !soFtis! $ HAHA HAHA.. CHEATORS!!!
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Fri×0014.09 !slug! $ 8]
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Fri×0014.10 !froo! $ (i miscalculated)
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Fri×0014.14 !froo! $ :p
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Fri×0014.17 !Deckard! $ screw stevoo, he had 0 votes
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Fri×0014.28 !stevoo! $ I WON! YEEEHAW!
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Fri×0014.40 !slug! $ stevoo: read up ;)
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Fri×0014.53 !froo! $ so help me congratulate stevoo (the peoples oper) by doing a /m stevoo congrats honey. SRY4MSG
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Fri×0014.54 !stevoo! $ slut: stfu :-)
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Fri×0015.06 !stevoo! $ freudian slip
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Fri×0015.21 !stevoo! $ I meant slug
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Fri×0015.21 !Deckard! $ nothing says congrats like a ddos
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Fri×0015.47 !slug! $ stevoo: you, uhm, hmm
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Fri×0016.31 !Deckard! $ now lets play worlds funniest luser... all of you /msg your jokes to #funniest-oper
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Fri×0017.23 !Deckard! $ nevermind, the quality just ain't there
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Fri×0017.42 !soFtis! $ Responsible as I am. I'll show you the correct numbers of the #funniest-oper vote.
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Fri×0017.44 !soFtis! $ #1 stevoo 42
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Fri×0017.45 !soFtis! $ #2 slug 23
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Fri×0017.45 !soFtis! $ #3 deckard 22
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Fri×0017.45 !soFtis! $ #4 froo 17
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Fri×0017.47 !soFtis! $ #5 shadow 16
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Fri×0017.49 !soFtis! $ #6 softis 14
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Fri×0017.50 !froo! $ Zipplet^busy, we don't know why your pc died. maybe you haven't hugged it lately?
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Fri×0018.12 !stevoo! $ thanks softis
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Fri×0018.46 !soFtis! $ I have no friends. That is now clear. Numbers don't lie
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Fri×0019.53 !slug! $ * slug kicks softis
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Fri×0020.21 !stevoo! $ [00:19] <@andy-d> [I] voted for stevoo cos he rawks my world | [00:19] <@Baby> [I] voted for him cuz he licks good :p
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Fri×0020.39 !stevoo! $ beat that!
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Fri×0021.29 !Deckard! $ two guys...
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Fri×0022.12 !stevoo! $ [00:21] <@Baby> /notice deckard [one] guy and [one] girl!
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Fri×0022.44 !slug! $ _
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Fri×0022.44 !slug! $ _\ /_
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Fri×0022.44 !slug! $ >_X_<
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Fri×0022.44 !slug! $ .---._ /_\ _.---.
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Fri×0022.44 !slug! $ /`.---._`{/ \}`_.---.`\
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Fri×0022.47 !slug! $ | / ___`{\_/}`___ \ |
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Fri×0022.49 !slug! $ \ \."`* `"{_}"` *`"./ /
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Fri×0022.52 !slug! $ \ \ )\ _\ /_ /( / /
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Fri×0022.54 !slug! $ \ *<()( >_X_< )()>* /
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Fri×0022.57 !slug! $ |._)/._./_\._.\(_.|
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Fri×0022.59 !slug! $ jgs |() () () () () ()|
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Fri×0023.02 !slug! $ <><>><>
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Fri×0023.04 !slug! $ `"""""""""""""""""""`
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Fri×0023.07 !slug! $ QNET WALLUSER CROWN
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Fri×0023.09 !slug! $ awarded to stevoo
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Fri×0023.25 !slug! $ damn, irssi lags
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Fri×0023.27 !stevoo! $ aaaawwwwwwww I love you slug
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Fri×0023.36 !Deckard! $ I award him my best underwear, which I wore for 3 years solid.
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Fri×0023.51 !Deckard! $ you can smell them wherever you are
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Fri×0024.32 !Deckard! $ all you whinging fucknuts can set -w if you don't wanna read this stuff
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Fri×0024.37 !slug! $ Deckard, but those were your best and only pair of pants?
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Fri×0024.45 !slug! $ (the images!)
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Fri×0025.09 !Deckard! $ complaining about this is like complaining about having a fucking giant melon on your head and refusing to take it off
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Fri×0025.44 !stevoo! $ mmmm melon
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Fri×0025.48 !shadow! $ mmmm
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Fri×0025.53 !slug! $ watermelon?
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Fri×0029.12 !stevoo! $ donkeyShorts is a gay oper on EFnut - everyone send him love through /msg
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Fri×0032.04 !Deckard! $ somehow I doubt hes really an oper
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Fri×0032.15 !stevoo! $ as do I
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Fri×0032.41 !Deckard! $ like, maybe we're all in a computer simulation where baldy children can bend spoons
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Fri×0032.46 !Deckard! $ that is like.. deep
by keot, posted on Friday, 28. February 2003 @ 0742.24 gmt
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