Rachie wants to eat my soul.

Tis true that evil women know to the #mtuk idiots, ummm, i mean gang. Yes that sounds better. Has been plotting vile acts of misery towards me, god. This must halt immidently or the nation of metolhead will declare war on the one called Rachie.

After long dilerbaration between the council of elders and those guys who wear pink shirts we have decided that it is in best interests to make this war as public and short as possible. This means just genrally using biological weaponary a.k.a farting in the general direction of Harlow. And ICBM's (Indigo Condom/Ballon Machines) that have been stolen from the long forgotten madman.

I call on all nations to rise up against this feminist dictator and lick her till she's rather wet and slobbery. Perhaps even giving her the occasional hug. We will disband the 5'something" Reich. We will reclaim the right to hug Rachie.
Transmission Over.

by metolhead, posted on Sunday, 14. September 2003 @ 1122.40 bst