The condoms and the elongated fish.

Well I am writing this cause i was lying in bed thinking the "WORLD MUST KNOW" and "THE TRUTH WILL OUT" so here it is, hang on to the rails.

Anyway in the land of nod last night it started off as a usual run to the shops, however for some reason i was buying a pineapple, something i can't remember and some condoms. Then magically i was in a land rover on the way home (wow, never been in one but it was cool, the jets were great) were i had some talk with ym dad about the lucky lady for some reason. Anyway, suddenly [as in i can't remembered what happened in this bit] i was in the sort of ship from the first unreal and we were descending on a what looked like prison compound. Anyway i was sent down to the surface of the planet and i was in an abandonded prison compound looking at four massive turrets all alone. More people came down then and it was a small group of girls. (Can you guess where this is going yet ?) Anyway for some bizzare reason i slept with each of them, but they each spent ages putting the condoms i bought earlier on. Now there we have it, I won't go into any more detail for that.

Now for the elongated fish, well I just put that to get your attention :P Hehehe, sucker

by metolhead, posted on Sunday, 26. October 2003 @ 1044.30 gmt