humpty dumpty outrage

i was shocked and most outraged to find out that they've rewritten humpty dumpty. an extra verse has been added in order to avoid upsetting the little brats who hear it.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

Humpty Dumpty opened his eyes
Falling down was such a surprise
Humpty Dumpty counted to 10
Then Humpty Dumpty got up again

in my opinion this rewrite is an outrage, and clearly demonstrates something about nanny states which I can't be arsed to go through at the moment.

by keot, posted on Wednesday, 29. October 2003 @ 1358.44 gmt