A reading From the Gospel According to Harold

And there stood the mighty Cyrill in all his glory, looking down upon his latest creation, the talking bakewell tart.

by madman, posted on Thursday, 06. May 2004 @ 2230.33 bst

A helpful message for keot

if you wish to stop the song which is playing in your head, tell one of the many beings living in there to turn the radio off.

/me suddenly spots a flying gorilla and dives for cover

Damn that LSD!!!

by madman, posted on Wednesday, 14. May 2003 @ 1031.38 bst

extremely bored

An extremely bored madman is a dangerous thing to leave lying on the side in the kitchen...

/me puts a baby on a spike

Thank-you, that is all.

by madman, posted on Tuesday, 06. May 2003 @ 1716.29 bst

I feel like saying gleep a few times

The weather for the whole area will be
GLEEP
Dangermouse, dada-dada-dada
GLEEP
but mummy, i don't wanna go to school today, i wanna
GLEEP
BASH IT, BASH IT!!!
GLEEP
Little donkey, lovely donkey....
GLEEP
hehe, custard
GLEEP
hello, i'm a midget in a bikini
GLEEP
bless you my son
GLEEP
Life is strange, life is odd, when it gets too tuff, turn to
GLEEP
page 354
GLEEP
So that's good night from me,
GLEEP
and good night from him

by madman, posted on Wednesday, 09. April 2003 @ 1031.47 bst

Good news

:me is going to get a weeks break from belleview mental asylum for good behaviour. I asked nicely which means one of 2 possible things, either i was dosed up to the eyeballs on tranquilisers or i was in a good mood.

P.S a good mood only occurs when i stop thinking of how to kill anyone i see (which only occurs when i am dosed up to the eyeballs on tranquilisers

by madman, posted on Friday, 14. February 2003 @ 1253.43 gmt

Polygraphs

After not even looking at the guestbook for quite some time i must tell këö¬t's area">këö¬t what a Polygraph machine is...

..It's a lie detector.

and just incase your brain didn't catch that, here it is again with some exclaimation marks

..It's a lie detector!!!

by madman, posted on Wednesday, 05. February 2003 @ 1050.19 gmt

The Royal Family

Trust me to notice this but have you ever thought that the Royal Family is actually schizophrenic, they always use the word 'we', I noticed this in the Physnics lesson i just had, Yes, it IS just that boring!!!

by madman, posted on Tuesday, 04. February 2003 @ 1551.06 gmt

in reply

Indeed i can testify that këö¬t's area">këö¬t is insane as he once spent some time with me in belleview, we played scrabble, but the letters were taken away due to them having corners

by madman, posted on Tuesday, 04. February 2003 @ 1253.40 gmt

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