latest news and moans,

why are people still visiting this page?
this page is old, it was replaced in february, so visit http://www.keot.co.uk/ okay? :)
submitted by këö¬t - 21.9.2003 @ 2140.03 hrs bst

another guestbook implosion
at least you have an excuse this time. one of the servers at school has gone kaput, so internet access has been cut off to those who normally use my website from school. i am slihgty amazed at myself for maintaining consistant concentration to perform my chemistry solidly for over two hours and thirty minutes. this is amazing. well, ive just had parents evening, and well, it went alright i guess. :/
submitted by këö¬t - 30.1.2003 @ 2204.08 hrs gmt

the recent guestbook implosion
after two days of about thirty messages a day, the amount of posts has dropped to zero a day. this is bad. you only have eleven hours, fourty minutes to rectify the situation. go and post now!
submitted by këö¬t - 23.1.2003 @ 1421.42 hrs gmt

the recent guestbook explosion
i spent most of today adding inteligent comments to every single one of twenty-two guestbook posts received today. the recent explosion in activity is amazingly scary. even someone from my up coming work experience has been drawn into adding more to it.
oh well, keep it up, and remember about poor me and all the time i am having to waste commenting on every post. i love it. ta ta for now, and have another post for luck. and yes, you all are scaring me.
submitted by këö¬t - 21.1.2003 @ 2151.46 hrs gmt

update on the new site progress
quick summary: it's going slowly...
long summary:-
i was attempting to make the entire site in xhtml, but im afraid the school computers look dumbfounded when presented with such l33t code. so i'm going back to tables and good old html 4.01, this will mean the site will at least work, but i would be able to impress those nerds. damn them to living hell with luke edwards in. anyway, seeing as im going back to my old design, it shouldn't take too long for me to bring the new site to you. it will be here by next week without fail. hopefully.
ta ta for now, and have fun in the guestbook which is getting worryingly active.
submitted by këö¬t - 21.1.2003 @ 1624.53 hrs gmt

a highly unentertaining exam
who cares about trying to move the Earth? Who cares about more insanely boring physics questions? sharen't be online that much tonight because im revising chemistry... how fun...
submitted by këö¬t - 16.1.2003 @ 1423.07 hrs gmt

another dreamy study period
the school's idea of motivating me to do better in my studies is to force me into study periods where i choose what work to do, but nonetheless i have to do some work. so this is my choice. who cares? i can't think of anything worthwhile to do with this post, expcept talk about my recent dreams.
i have had this dream for almost a week, which is odd for me because i rarely remember my dreams.

what happens is, i wake up in bed. the world is completely silent, and so i get up oblivious. then i proceed to walk through the rest of the house and i notice that my parents are not there. seems strange, so i decide to phone my sister incase there is something going on in my family to which i wasn't informed. no answer. so i decide to have a quick breakfast and get ready to go out and find out what is going on.
eventually i notice that the entire world has been left as if it was midday on a busy day, yet all the people and cars are not there. so the streets and houses are empty. the first thing i do in this empty world is to use my dad's car to get away from the house. i cannot drive, but for somereason in this dream i manage to drive with ease and perfection. i continue on to the bmw dsealer, which for some unknown reason has a nice shiny new black aston martin vanguish. i walk calmly into the dealer ship, look behind the counter and steal the keys. well, 'steal' could be the wrong word, because this world is empty, so there is no-one to steal against. i eventually get in the car and drive up to the town centre where i buy a case, lots of foam padding, i'll tell you why later. i then get into all the clothes i dream of wearing and get loads of my favourite cds, knifes, lighters, products, such as stuff to drink, smoke and be merry. i dump all of this in the car and drive off to my house again. i get the screwdriver from the garage, admire my new clothes and look in the mirror, and go up to my computer. i check online to see if anyone is alive. quakenet irc is empty and the rest of the internet is. being an imaginative individual, i guess that aliens are to blame. well, stargate is to blame for me thinking that. i also check the tv. anyway, i go upstairs with this screwdriver and unplug my computer, remove the three harddrives, which are basically my digital life, then i proceed to place them in seperate antistatic bags and place them in the case with lots of padding. this way i would be able to carry my digital life around with me incase there are individuals still alive, who knowing their primitive nature, may attempt to steal all my stuff.
i go off in the aston martin to london for some reason, with the roof down, a bottle of vodka in one hand, a mobile on my shoulder and the steering wheel in the other hand. i was speeding down the a120 when i thought, "let's get an airoplane!" so i get lost on the new stansted motorway junction and end up getting to stansted. by now half the bottle had vanished down my gullet. i brought everything with me into this large plane after looting stansted airport which was empty as expected. suddenly i started having flashes of the real world, as if i wasn't there. thinking it was my conscience mind attempting to make some reality of this situation i ignored it and proceeded to the plane, where i took off and headed to japan for some reason. also, for some other unknown reason i had managed to fit the aston martin in economy class without a scratch, and also a helicopter had appeared (this is starting to sound a little like the recent james bond movie.) after a few minutes (dream time must not be relative to normal time, argh, damn physics...) i landed in japan. (actually, ive just noticed that i managed to fly the plane without any pilot training, i mean, i can't even drive a car yet, or a helicopter...) i drove off in the aston martin, attempting to find the electronic distric of japan which is famous and i have permanently forgotten the name of. amashahgi or something similar. i proceed to place every cd that i can find and recognise in the boot of the car. then i woke up.

i have had relapses of this dream, but they have been similar, and haven't continued the dream. dunno, maybe tonight my subconsciecous mind may let me continue the story. if only it was real...
anyway, ive wasted half an hour of my study session, so now i should go and do something more important like look at joke websites or something. ta ta for now. (yes i have been using ttfn in real life and i can verify that irc has taken over my life and did ages ago.)
submitted by këö¬t - 14.1.2003 @ 1157.56 hrs gmt

bored out of my mind
at the moment i am in my form room typing this in. i am meant to be having study period because my monitoring isn't that good. however, the room that i should be in has a psychology examination in at the moment. i'm sure you found that highly interesting.
therefore at the moment i am very bored, and so decided to add some news to a webpage i am attempting to redesign. so let's see what is on my mind at the moment (omitting a few things for security reasons and suchlike.) well, firstly, will madan be completely insane after his examination, will Rach pass and be happy? will i be drunk this evening? or stoned? or just full of pizza as expected?
nobody knows, not even me...
submitted by këö¬t - 10.1.2003 @ 938.41 hrs gmt

a nice new server
now fully functioning on the new server. hope to launch the new look soon. happy belated new year to all... :) see you all soon.
submitted by këö¬t - 3.1.2003 @ 2042.04 hrs gmt

insert very fast japanese here
having just received my gcse certificates, my mother will quote me in saying "stingy bastards" as i left the building. they printed several subjects per certificate! what cheapness. to clump the academical content of tonights rant, i shall comment upon my monitoring. i do not find the concept of being able to miss an hour on a friday morning or an hour midday on tuesday as a good incentive to actually work. sod that "work for yourself" crap, i want a carrot infront of me. (please note that one i hate carrots, and i do not intend that sentence literally. any such individual armed with a stick string and carrot may find them inserted anally if they proceed to hang them infront of my bonce.)
i am a lazy bast at heart, as those of the former clan massacre threat would know only too well. my predicted grades are alright, but i know i can do better. i have my own conspiracy theories surrounding them, but they would take too long to write, and rach is pressurising me to comment on my guestbook.
i have seriously been doing some work with the new look këö¬t website. just have a little look at my mess folder here. i think the next site will scroll sideways, not up and down. just to be different :).
my addiction to japanese pop music has got worse. having recently obtained more than five gigabytes of the stuff, i have started singing it. especially hamasaki ayumi - evolution, which has a groovy video where it's a video of the production of the video. the tune is a real driving one with lotsa guitars and stuff, and a really fast paced chorus which i can now sing quite well, even if i do confuse my vowels.
i shall depart to #mtuk and the guestbook commenting for now. expect a post tommorow hopefully when i attempt to do something worthwhile in my study period tommorow morning with mrs. blake of all women...
submitted by këö¬t - 19.12.2002 @ 2215.14 hrs gmt

strange new world
the end is in sight. the end of the weeks of turmoil! a two week break from the volentary hell-hole! hip-hip-hoo-ray! the guestbook is continuing like normal, and i am seriously making a new look site. shall be brilliant with lotsa lotsa stuff. i need to lay down...
submitted by këö¬t - 17.12.2002 @ 1617.13 hrs gmt

another day another night
at the moment madman is next to me and currently typing in yet another guestbook post from his infamous mental institute. this is a very good. oh my, i fear that my adoration for japanese popular music is slowly effecting my english language. i shall name this new language daga. madman has just informed me that the daga language is not my language, but his language which is even more strange. at the moment i am high on sweets amongst other stimulants. i shall eventually waddle home in the freezing absent light. oh well...
submitted by këö¬t - 10.12.2002 @ 1548.41 hrs gmt

yes, i have gone mentally unstable
oh my, a third news post in the same day!? what on earth is happening to me. i must be going mad. anyway, at the moment i am sat next to madman who is currently typing some strange post into my guestbook which i shall comment about later. he seems to be having such a fun time in his softly padded cell, i wish i could join him in a neighbouring cell, but unfortunenatly i am stuck in the other side of this building because of a cute overcrowding. at least we have a decent internet connection this side of the mental institute. give me a moment while i waddle over to the greek oblong of marsipan which gives out unique stories involving the climate change effecting genital lice in the north easten regions of mexico city.
...
oh my what an interesting story he gave to me about his former life in the deep trenches of cambodia where they fought over the one stale left nipple that had fallen so delicately out of rach's bra. this event caused so many wars that it is amazing that human life still exists.
back to the guestbook.
erm, have a good long look at it. seriously.
submitted by këö¬t - 3.12.2002 @ 1628.22 hrs gmt

oh dear indeed
thankfully the two meantioned in the previous news post have not ventured any further, so i am saved. apparently...
submitted by këö¬t - 3.12.2002 @ 1429.40 hrs gmt

another boring community service session
I am having a slight bit of trouble. You see, these two year seven girls who i was helping with their information communication technology work have taken a liking to me. so far they've asked for my name and phonenumber. i have only given the former, because, well, ITS WRONG! argh.
at least this time this lesson was slightly interesting. see ya alls tonight!
submitted by këö¬t - 3.12.2002 @ 1308.40 hrs gmt

my december
today has been a very strange day indeed. i feel like for the past few weeks, i have not got older; however today i caught up. my brain worked out the solutions to quite a few questions going through my head involving the future. ideas on university, driving (yes, soon keot will be that plonker with jpop music up loud swearing at the skoda from a big pink volkswagen polo, riding through the middle of bishops stortford aiming to get lost on the bypass.)
i finally have got that background interference in my mind almost sorted. just have a few jobs during the week to hopefully finish that side off...
ucas is too scary, i typed physics computer chemistry into it and got over 500 results back. too many. too many choices to make.
today has been quite busy. had my heatsink shortened at last. i think it's a bit too short at the moment, but hey, my brain can overheat... this morning started on a bad note, with my parents out shopping and a desperate phonecall from my sister. apparently my neice, abbie, had to go to hospital because of a rash rising up her spine. my sister was very worried, and so was i. thankfully she is okay at the moment, and should be fine. babies get these funny things, it's not like they can suddenly say "i appear to have an obtuse obstruction in the lowermost regions of my small intestine..."
on a completely different note, i have notice from the newspapers and the television that the current buzzword is 'tactile'. please stop saying crap like "this furniture is very tactile." because it is utter crap. big whoop, you can feel the furniture, so can i, every object is tactile. some people... ttfn :)
submitted by këö¬t - 1.12.2002 @ 025.34 hrs gmt

more miscellanous ramblings
if you read the guestbook often, you'll know what rach now thinks about chinese food. my dad is cooking a chinese tonight. oh dear. nevermind.
again i am writing some more ramblings because i have nothing else to type. luke bought some friends et moï some pizza from pizzahut which was nice. gorged myself yet again. should be on all night on irc doing some things which i don't know... keep the guestbook growing...
submitted by këö¬t - 29.11.2002 @ 1426.17 hrs gmt

my conscience and other stuff type thing
the orbituary of my conscience by spam the man. "it died yesterday whilst trying to make the decision of what to eat for breakfast - frosties or toast or even cheesy breasts!"

thank you there dan. keep the strange posts to the guestbook coming, because they are getting stranger i will eventually be forced to act the same. help me. anyway, let me just check rach...
/me prods her in a particular place...
firm and sturdy as always. good good. dunno what else to post. may not be online for some of this evening (inc. cyrill) because i will be ripping my computer apart. and im afraid you cannot use a computer while it is in bits on your bed.

anyway, ttfn! :)
submitted by këö¬t - 28.11.2002 @ 1430.03 hrs gmt

shock horror and more exclamations
i am actually (occasionally) working on the new look of këö¬t systems. it shall be even better with a load more content and ways to interact.
you may have noticed that the hit counter suddenly jumped by 120. blame fr3akskull for the sudden rise. he likes this site lots.
at the moment i am slightly bored, having just woken up (don't you love weekends?) and missed Rach1. keep the guestbook posts coming :)
submitted by këö¬t - 24.11.2002 @ 1159.38 hrs gmt

boring boring bored
at the moment i am very bored sitting in registration waiting for metolhead to respond to my text message reguarding the condition of rach's breasts. i should be on line most of the evening due to the fact that i have no homework. see you all later!
submitted by këö¬t - 21.11.2002 @ 1422.18 hrs gmt

another boring community service session...
another boring community service hour, another incompetent teacher attempting to guide the younger years through their information technology schooling... this is a shambles... anyway, the guestbook is getting fairly active and i hope you lot will spam it lots more because it's the only thing that gets me through these lessons. well, that and bourville choccy.
i shall be very hyper for my physics lesson this afternoon. i will buy lots of mao-mix (maoam bars and sweet stuff...) and be very hyper and annoying to a teacher that i have only done half the homework for. i didn't know what to do anyway.
see you all tonight in irc. i hope to be hyper lots as well. have fun you lot.
submitted by këö¬t - 19.11.2002 @ 1309.35 hrs gmt

stuck in the middle of my community service
at the moment i am helping a load of year sevens do a presentation about themselves on a computer. i am bored out my skull. damn sixth form, why do they force us to help the school? what use is it to us? i would prefer some time to do my mathematics homework tonight so i can have a chance at chatting in #mtuk tonight.
/me yawns
dammit, why is the evil that is internet relay chat, taking over my very existance as a nickname, erm, human being..?
submitted by këö¬t - 12.11.2002 @ 1300.54 hrs gmt

yes i am the laziest person in existance
the reason i had stopped updating this site, was because i was planning on updating it with an entire new site; the same look, but w3.org compliance and the like.
being the lazy bast that i am, i have delayed this and delayed it more. the brand new look këö¬t will be made over the christmas holidays on a new sever supplied by assassin_. the http://www.keot.co.uk/ domain name will be fully linked in with the new server and i shall be living in a këö¬t themed heaven.

all i have been doing with my life at the moment has been coasting waiting for the next event to happen, while doing all this school work, which has increased since gcse's.
my irc channel, #mtuk has gained a lot of popularity over the time, and is very busy every evening, which is great. come and take a look... :)
submitted by këö¬t - 7.11.2002 @ 1726.52 hrs gmt

another week has past, albeit in a stylish finish
i can think of only one reason for me forgetting all of last week. i must have been running on auto-pilot all week. at least my friends knew how to relax in style.
after a very nice (albeit expensive) chinese to celebrate cat's birthday, we split up and we walked around town slightly bored looking for alcohol. then we found a pub, which let us in. sitting in the freezing cold beer garden drinking vkd's... then the landlord entered, and closed the doors behind him. he looked at us and began, "hi there, you look a bit young. you all eighteen? *nods* well, this pub was originally for twenty plus year olds, but you are my new custom, i need to attract young people like you, hence the music. enjoy yourselfs, oh, by the way, barcadi breezers are £2.00 from me, don't try the other bartender cause he won't do the offer. next time you come, bring id cards saying you're nineteen and you'll be welcome :). or ill be fcuked. oh, no drugs. have a good time!" then he opened the doors and left us. what a great pub!
someone also got a bit close to me ;)
submitted by këö¬t - 5.10.2002 @ 015.53 hrs bst

the individualist theorm of the operation of the brain
i have been thinking about this for quite awhile. i seem to have several voices in my head. this gives it's benefits and disadvantages. the main three voices are what i call my actual brain, then conscience, then controller or body.
whenever i do something which requires some thought, my brain argues. conscience argues with body and brain to work out an answer.
for example, "should i set my hair on fire?"
conscience: that wouldn't be clever now, would it?
body: no that would bloody hurt...
brain: screw you, it'll be fun! hmmm... burning flesh smell...
another example, "should i wake up?"
conscience: zzz...
body: neeed sleeeep...
brain: eh? too early!
yet another example, "large incoming projectile approaching at high speed."
conscience: the meaning of life is 42.
body: move it now! now!!
brain: if i do get hit, could i sue?
i couldn't think of any good examples, but anyway, you now know how i think my brain works. i think this may have come about because as you know, the brain is split in two, left hand side, and the right hand side. each deals with different things and experiences. maybe the connections between the two sides are not as good as they should be inside my head, therefore i have a split personality inside me.
anyhow, tell me what you think in the guestbook... :)
submitted by këö¬t - 2.10.2002 @ 2026.55 hrs bst

the greatest mousemat is 160gsm paper...
have a look at this: http://www.sommat.co.uk/keot/misc/thecurseofthecaffinejunkie.jpg
2 litres later and i am very high. see you somewhere between the clouds very soon... :D
submitted by këö¬t - 28.9.2002 @ 2118.25 hrs bst

the këö¬t within
before i start my usual ramblings, a certain individual who uses #mtuk has managed to get hosting on this webhost with the site http://www.sommat.co.uk/xdos . have a look, you may be frightened.
anyhow. i didn't feel very well all day, and a certain individual at school got right on my nerves. let's just say i had to bundle my duvet into a makeshift punchbag to relieve my stress...
yay, friday tommorow! yay! oh, and keep the war that is going on in the guestbook at the moment clean please, otherwise it doesn't get past the school filters...
submitted by këö¬t - 26.9.2002 @ 2134.37 hrs bst

3 hours and 24 minutes without cable
I have just spent the worse three hours and twenty-four minutes of my life. the cable signal went. bang went the tv, internet and phoneline. hell!

at least when i got back, rach had been kind enough to make up this excellent limerick of me...

"There once was a boy called Mardell
Who was naughty, and was sent to hell
He corrupted my mind
And so now you can find
Me in that fiery place as well"
By Rach...
submitted by këö¬t - 21.9.2002 @ 2048.20 hrs bst

having "lots of fun" at sixth form
at the moment i am stuck in registration wating for my art lesson to begin.
becky, or Bec_ as she is known online, was insulted by me and madman when we talking in "hada" (our own strange language.) Bec_ interpreted the noises as if we were commenting about her posteriour and external features. (i'm afraid i have to mind my language because the school filters would block this message.)
I hope to have a very entertaining Friday evening spending most of my time online with a large supply of apple juice. See you there...
submitted by këö¬t - 20.9.2002 @ 1422.09 hrs bst

bordem at school for no apparent reason
at the moment i am sat here sitting next to george in the it room. having broken the schools security (only a bit...) i have successfully started a download of the unreal tournament 2003 demo which i may be able to play in ten minutes.
i do not know why i am staying behind after school, maybe i want to keep ^madman^ company, maybe i want to force him to post more messages on my guestbook... perhaps. maybe im bored, and i remembered my mp3cd player this morning. hmmm... jpop...
see you alls soon...
submitted by këö¬t - 19.9.2002 @ 1617.18 hrs bst

hibernation
for some strange reason i just though of this, and i may do it when i can.
when my parents go on holiday without me, and leave me with £50, i shall move my computer downstairs next to the tv, and my bed downstairs too. i shall move the fridge in the living room too. then i shall hibernate, living my life on irc and watching tv. sounds too good to be true or possible...
submitted by këö¬t - 16.9.2002 @ 2255.26 hrs bst

the communist dictatorship of #mtuk
at the moment i am doing stuff for my art homework. so much fun.
anyhow, keep the guestbook going, it is really nice to know that people actually enjo- is that the right word? reading these ramblings i type...
tommorow i help a class of year sevens in their vain attempt to make a powerpoint presentation. what fun. damn this community service...
submitted by këö¬t - 16.9.2002 @ 1927.45 hrs bst

the importance of being këö¬t
life is flashing past me at an amazing rate. i'm in a blur...
so, erm, the importance of being ernest was something i would never watch. i blame my friends for doing as-level english. anyhow, i am enjoying life, so, erm, keep the guestbook activity. it's great. close to 100 posts now! :)
submitted by këö¬t - 14.9.2002 @ 2021.36 hrs bst

the politically minded këö¬t
this morning, i was downstairs munching my chocolate cereal, watching the news. they interviewed an american man (yes, he was fat) "I think the whole middle east should be flattened completely." I swallowed a lump of chocolate and complex carbohydrates and left the thought in my mind.
i think i am right in saying that american is christian. i am agnostic (undecided) about faith, and as far as i know, christianity teaches us to 'turn the other cheek'. e.g. don't retaliate. so there went a few hundred thousand american troops to clear up the taliban and clear afganistan, which was okay. but attacking a country that has done nothing? oh my. they talk about 'weapons of mass destruction'. america has more, china has more, even russia probably has a few hidden away. another thing i hate about america, is that they are pro democracy, anti-every other system. they were against communism, which is a fantastic idea, and just because iraq is a dictatorship with a few semi-destroyed weapons facilities. china has exactly the same?
if you are going to flatten anything, flatten america. now that would be better. the highest polluter, dictator of the world, anti-change, and george w. bush's stupidity would be gone.
i'd also like to say, that many american citizens gave over cash to 'freedom fighters' in northern ireland. well, the ira made great use of that terrorising britian.

go away america. leave me be.

on another note, cake has succeeded in being featured in a photograph i like. cake is an insane individual on the guestbook and on irc for those that haven't had his pleasure... here we go...

the oldfashioned game of squish
me and madman stuck in a squash court. i smash the ball against a wall at a random velocity, where madman hits it across the court, narrowly missing my head. we run about the court crazy, smashing the ball at every available surface for a few minutes. the ball falls out of the air, and with that, i collapse one end of the court, while madman does the same the other end. squish is bloody exhausting. not as exhasting as two hours of mechanics homework i have just gone through. isn't life fun?
submitted by këö¬t - 11.9.2002 @ 2143.08 hrs bst

ohmywhathappenedtothespacebar
becausem|hwantedtoresthisthumbswhiletypinginirc,
wehavedecidedtostopusingourspacebarsanddonatethem
tohamstersthatwanttoenjoyanicebreakinthealpsfora
spotofskiing.yousee,thespacebarsmakefantastichamster
skis,whichareimportantforthehamsterpopulationtokick
starttheirtourismbuissnessesinthesnowierregionsof
thisearth.
inothernews,ihavesuccessfullydownloadedanotherloadof
japanesepopsongswhichiamlisteningto.hopetoconfuseyou
withthemsoon.seeyouallsoon!
submitted by këö¬t - 10.9.2002 @ 2229.02 hrs bst

oh my!
im slightly hyper, so im sorry if this doesn't come out quite right.
well, we managed to get out of physics homework by basically shouting 'no we're not giving it in' and walking out the room, which worked quite well. the vending machine does a very nice E6 (hot chocolate) even if my friends pour coca-cola and fanta into it while playing poker against me. still prefer cheat anyhow.
squash tommorow, or rather, squish as we play it. the idea is to hit the ball at any available surface, and try and make rallies and just generally muck about.
ahhhh... sixth form life...
/me wanders off in another useless but totally random direction...
submitted by këö¬t - 10.9.2002 @ 1955.49 hrs bst

yay! at last the weekend is here...
i hope to do sod all today, then something maybe tommorow.
i cannot think of anything else to say, apart from halo^ (now known as offspring) is trying to recover the old unreal tournament clan known as :MTuk: ...
submitted by këö¬t - 7.9.2002 @ 1333.44 hrs bst

oh my!
#mtuk is bloody busy, which is a change...
i have just finished my chemistry homework (what fun!) and i am looking forward to a lazy friday... free period, general studies, breaktime, double chemistry, lunchtime down town, art.
oh, and greece has been added to my 'murder when you go crazy later in life' list.
"The government of Greece is making heroic efforts to humiliate the nation in front of the entire world, by banning all electronic games. That's right; something as innocent as playing computer chess on your laptop in a hotel lobby is now a crime with penalties of up to three months in stir and a fine of 10,000 euros." - copied from m|h, so may be unreliable, but sod it.
may put the 'murder when you go crazy later in life' list online sometime... :)
submitted by këö¬t - 5.9.2002 @ 2028.00 hrs bst

sixth form: resultant feeling = knackered
i am soo tired, this apple juice isn't working. i still have several hours of art homework to do, and a few hours of chemistry and mathematics homework to trawl through. not to meantion studying crap.
mechanics in mathematics is fun, and i'm in an art class with seven other women, and no other males... ooh-err indeed. i am enjoying sixth form, even if it is knackering.
one good thing, all the artwork i did during the summer on the computer will hopefully help me to get a grip on my art course, which will be good :)
i won't be active online for awhile, because i'm still adjusting to the workload, which is quite a bit more than what i am used to. see you all soon :)
submitted by këö¬t - 4.9.2002 @ 1939.52 hrs bst

strange people eat flies, while normal people lick toads...
the strange fixation with fly consumption continues in the guestbook.
went and saw men in black two today, not bad. erm...
/me thinks of some news
aha! i won at airhockey 9 - 7 i think, and while playing, i managed to flip the puck three times. once into danny's arm, once into danny's forehead, and once into the wall 15 meters away. becky was laughing... :)
submitted by këö¬t - 2.9.2002 @ 1943.55 hrs bst

super fun happy time
at the moment i am slowly going hyper on appletiser and dark choccy. the atmosphere in #mtuk is great, and it is really busy for a change.
join us! :D
submitted by këö¬t - 1.9.2002 @ 1939.05 hrs bst

i'm not lazy! i actually did something to this site!
the previous guestbook (accessable by clicking the little link marked as 'g') had become so popular, it had started to delete old posts in order to make room for new posts. so i've installed a new guestbook, and it's available now for you to fill with loads of mindless spam which i love. keep it up, it actually helps me do stuff to this site, because i know i have an audience.
also, it looks as if the site is getting more and more hits, so i'm very happy... keep on coming!
seeing as im in an improving mood, post what you want added to this site (seriously, i won't be adding any pornography to this site...) in the guestbook, and i will concider it...
submitted by këö¬t - 1.9.2002 @ 1648.07 hrs bst

MMM went too far...
i have been through the guestbook, banning and deleting everything by MMM, the foreign language spammer.
at the moment i am watching clock go round before going to Rach's party. should be fun :)
submitted by këö¬t - 31.8.2002 @ 1416.22 hrs bst

the mysterious MMM
there is an individual called MMM spamming my guestbook with amusing spanish, and occasionally itallian spam. i want to know who this person is.
at the moment, from my research, he or she know my school, uses ntl for their internet connection, lives near luton and has a lot of free time on their hands.
if anyone knows, please tell me.
submitted by këö¬t - 30.8.2002 @ 2301.44 hrs bst

it's back, it's back, it's baaaaccckk
yay. my website is back. apart from the strange spanish posts in my guestbook (which i presume is m|h, just translate them and you'll see...) nothing is new.
everyone say thankyou to Assassin, for fiddling with my website and making it work for once. I have nothing new planned for this site so im afraid that you're just going to have to live with it; because i am very lazy.
argh! sixth form soon!
submitted by këö¬t - 30.8.2002 @ 1716.46 hrs bst

one thousand visitors! mostly me!
thank you to everyone that has visited this website, keep on doing it. especially rach, who was my 1000th visitor. congratulations. you win a brand new toliet roll, in pink. have fun. :)
submitted by këö¬t - 12.8.2002 @ 1117.59 hrs bst

sod all
ive been doing sod all. apart from drawing my pixel art (see http://keot.deviantart.com/ ) and talking to people online...
|2216| <@m|h> would you like a turn keot
|2216| <@m|h> umount Rach
|2217| <@Rach> stop mounting me
|2217| <@Rach> im 2 tired @ the mo
|2217| <@m|h> ive unmounted
|2217| <@Rach> gdgd
|2218| <@keot> C:\> clear rach
|2218| <@keot> C:\> mount rach
|2218| <@m|h> :)
|2218| <@Rach> i suppose i better go now, i need 2 unpack my suitcase
|2218| <@m|h> rm Rach_climax_photos -r
|2218| <@keot> C:\> Insert Disk to continue...
|2218| <@m|h> Laughs Öut Loud
i am slowly making the new website... please keep posting in the guestbook, some of that stuff is classic :) ... and if you want to know how to get on irc, email me...

oh yeah, please take an image and give it to me, or email me if you're visitor 1000! :)
submitted by këö¬t - 10.8.2002 @ 2304.29 hrs bst

double check the time
yes, i am writing this post at half past midnight. i am chatting on irc (if you want to join me, email me, ill help you onto irc) and i am genrally bored. keep the whitty guestbook posts coming, they are getting interesting... :)
submitted by këö¬t - 4.8.2002 @ 032.55 hrs bst

deviantart and the summer holidays
sod the art section on here, point your browsers to http://keot.deviantart.com/ and view my latest works. also, keep the guestbook entries coming in - a great source of entertainment when i'm down. at the moment i am drinking apple juice and on a high from watching jurassic park iii (crap) and im currently listening to another load of rammstein remixes. wish meh well... see you all soon! :)
submitted by këö¬t - 27.7.2002 @ 2116.41 hrs bst

resident evil
yesterday i went out with my mates in real life for a change, a visit to the cafe, maccy d's and a nice pizza from pizza hut eaten in the park underneath a slide... then we argued some more and cat, johnathon and me went and watched resident evil. i must have some dark humour which isn't nice, because i was laughing throughtout the whole film, watching everyone jump and admiring the deaths portrayed on the big screen. sooo funnah, i recommend you have a look. :)
submitted by këö¬t - 21.7.2002 @ 1125.50 hrs bst

the low after the high is mellow
i can not explain how i managed to give myself a natural and strange drug effect without taking any drugs whatsoever. this is amazing. i am sooo slow and mellow now, it's brilliant. my mp3 collection is swimming along, and i am attempting to ignore ExOdUs's stupid blonde jokes. i just feel so calm and at peace after a fantastic high where i nearly flipped into a strange sedated state.
to do what i did, sit down on your arse, talk to strange people and drink a load of apple juice. make sure you have had a curry beforehand.
submitted by këö¬t - 19.7.2002 @ 2217.05 hrs bst

hyperactivity warning
at the moment i am so hyper - beyond belief. i am listening to yatta and having extreme trouble typing this without 542 errors per word. we are the wad of dough! we did it with qqqq ssss i! sue itchy guys ahah! sorry. my nephew and neice have gone and i am left in my room with a computer and strange music. for those that are bored - i am currently online and scaring everyone.
|2059| <@keot`high> muhahahahhahahahahhahahashha
|2059| <@Crono> its gone insane
|2059| * @Crono runs
|2100| <@keot`high> seriously
|2100| <@Crono> what u
|2100| <@keot`high> i have somehow gotr meself iub to some fiumnd of fremnxie using nothing but music and apple jucie
|2100| <@Crono> dude u lost somewhere and it aint earth
|2101| <@Crono> welcome to the club
|2102| <@keot`high> yayu
i will report some more tommorow, which will infact be today, because i doubt i will go to sleep. woow... jamerquoi on the spreakers! hayyay YAY!
submitted by këö¬t - 19.7.2002 @ 2117.53 hrs bst

yay, finally my webbah is back
after absailing down a cliff twice, climbing up one once, canooing in the atlantic ocean, building and riding on a raft in that same pond, riding on a mountain bike with a dodgy chain for more than four miles with puddles which went up and engulfed your tyres, attempting to get through a web (the string kind, not the internet,) riding at high speed on a quadbike, and being thrown off a banana boat towed by a speedboat into the freezing atlantic. - i finally relised my website was back up.

yay!
submitted by këö¬t - 12.7.2002 @ 2228.58 hrs bst

këö¬t art and the leavers dinner
please visit http://keot.deviantart.com/ because all my artwork is being posted there...
the leavers dinner was fantastic. i cannot describe it any better, just brilliant... anyway see you later...
submitted by këö¬t - 27.6.2002 @ 1047.04 hrs bst

spiderman runs on a typical superhero forumla
i watched spiderman at the cinema today, not a bad film, nice camera angles. i have completely forgotten what i was going to write here, so err - i have one more examination left, physics, and then i will have finnaly finished my gcse's. after that i am going to my sisters for a week, missing becky's birthday, and george's... hopefully my 2 year-old nephew will be happy and not throw too many tantrums... anyhow - i now have broadbandish. orders are being taken now *cough*.
now i have finished advertising to an unseen audience, i would like to say have a good summer holiday.
submitted by këö¬t - 14.6.2002 @ 2250.45 hrs bst

sever lack of alcohol, however - caffine supply high :)
at the moment i attempting to chill out after cleaning my room (look at the time to work out how stupid i am for cleaning my room at such a time...) and i am listening to the soundtract to lock stock and two smoking barrels. which is a laff... anyhow, what was i going to write here? erm. well george is coming early tommorow morning which means technically i should get some sleep otherwise i am subject to abuse from friends for snoring. dunno if they would do that anyway.
haven't a clue what i am going to do. anyhow, i am currently happy because i have customised my computer click here to see it (takes ages to load) and i have managed to fix the lipsinc problems on my copy of swordfish.
at the moment i am just rambling, which is normal. i hope to upload a load of new wallpaper, one of which you can see in the image above. anyhow, enjoy the rest of this short holiday. :)
submitted by këö¬t - 4.6.2002 @ 2159.18 hrs bst

examination hell
after a one and three quater hour examination of geography, my group of friends all went down the park and pissed around (not literally) and mucked about. then we went back for a two and a half hour english literature examination. yay! more tommorow...
submitted by këö¬t - 27.5.2002 @ 1924.32 hrs bst

i have finally done some more on mah webbah
i have updated this website some more, now if you look above, the new photographs section is easier for me to update (thus more photos will be posted by the end of the day...) and a new art section, which is quite empty at the moment, but i have always wanted to have one. i have also updated my mp3 list on my hard drive if you care to have a look at the music section.
on other news, i am bored, and glad that my german exam is in the morning tommorow. a poor person from my school had to phone up something like sixty-five people to tell them the time of the examination, because the stupid exam co-ordinator mucked it up. anyway, i should have a very nice friday evening, which will be nice.
enjoy yourselves and do not revise that much.
submitted by këö¬t - 23.5.2002 @ 1813.13 hrs bst

pah, revision - what is the point?
for those that are wondering, you can find the london job photos here: http://photos.yahoo.com/keotru (look around for the london job on that page.)
i have illegally downloaded the new eminem album which will be released in a few weeks. it's very good and funny, buy it. at the moment i have spent longer traveling into london than i have been revising. i have two german exams tommorow, and i am unsure on what i will have to revise. what the hell, it should be quite easy.
see you all on friday, when i venture outside my house and go somewhere else other than the station...
submitted by këö¬t - 21.5.2002 @ 1413.31 hrs bst

i am soo tired
after a nice leavers service where the entire year flew out into the local park, and after a day of rest from that - i am still tired. so i am going to have an 'early' night to try and get some rest so i can hopefully get out of the house maybe tommorow. that'll be the day...
i was meant to have a match of unreal tournament against a good friend who's birthday was today, however, i am soo tired i doubt i would be awake through the entire duration of a match. therefore i will return tommorow, and attempt to update this website amongst other things. so long...
submitted by këö¬t - 10.5.2002 @ 2252.48 hrs bst

i can sure ramble alot in irc...
|2216| <@keot> pah
|2217| <@keot> bastards i tell you, utter bastards
|2217| <@keot> you start to get in the flow of chatting
|2217| <@keot> and then the bastards hang up on you
|2217| <@keot> and make you feel rejected and lonely
|2217| <@keot> much like i am feeling like now
|2217| <@keot> and i guess that i am probably spamming this place to death
|2217| <@keot> but i have just relasied that my typing has improved again
|2218| <@keot> yay for me, i can type quite well using only 3 fingers!
|2218| <@keot> yay!
|2218| <@keot> this is excellent for my typing practice
|2218| <@keot> cool
|2218| <@keot> this is better than spamming too
|2218| <@keot> although my right hand is beggining to hurt
|2218| <@keot> it must get used to the pain
|2219| <@keot> must be ordinary to me. i have no pain for i am the mastah typer
|2219| <@keot> i will type everything and anything for i am hig
|2219| <@keot> *high
|2219| <@keot> wow, my first error in ages
|2219| <@keot> yay for me
|2219| <@keot> boosting my linecount with meaningful spam which stav will proabably read
|2219| <@keot> and then reply with disgust
|2219| <@keot> anyway
|2220| <@keot> i think now is the perfect time to do a particular thing
|2220| <@keot> and this thing is to update the stats and find out one clear thing
|2220| <@keot> that i am (probably) still in 4th place
|2220| <@keot> with is bad.
|2220| <@keot> it shouldn't be like this.
|2220| <@keot> i should be at the top, because i own this channel
|2220| <@keot> q says so, and q is my god
|2220| <@keot> and my only god
|2221| <@keot> for he created irc, and will continue to maintain it
|2221| <@keot> and spout out words of wisdom when
|2221| <@keot> i am now getting rsi so i will shutit
|2222| <@keot> but it's so tempting seeing as i only have to write 13 more lines to become 3rd
|2222| <@keot> and then i will finally overtake that bitch called halo^
|2222| <@keot> muha
|2223| <@keot> then he will bow down to me at my throan
|2223| <@keot> or however you spell the damn thing
|2223| <@keot> i was cable internet now
|2223| <@keot> i need it
|2223| <@keot> and all my dad is doing is glogging up our optical bandwidth with crappy digi-tv programs
|2223| <@keot> such as 'supermodels'
|2224| <@keot> which is a show where a very scary, and obviously queer
|2224| <@keot> bloke sets about making a 1/48th scale of a battleship
|2224| <@keot> this is a very scary television episode
|2224| <@keot> and i propose, when i take over tony blairs dictatorship
|2225| <@keot> that i will ban this program
|2225| <@keot> along with the scary adt advert
|2225| <@keot> with that woman who says 'i will call adt today'
|2225| <@keot> as if she's on some kinda drug or something
|2225| <@keot> or probably been mesmerised by some clever television company
|2225| <@keot> such as the bbc
|2226| <@keot> who make really good programs which i never can watch
|2226| <@keot> because i can receive no decent television reception through a normal ariel
|2226| <@keot> in fact, i can receive absolutely sod all.
|2226| <@keot> just because i live in the valley of the river stort
|2226| <@keot> bastards
|2227| <@keot> they should give me a second digi box in my room
|2227| <@keot> along with a nice 32" widescreen television
|2227| <@keot> so i can watch programs in nicam
|2227| <@keot> or dobly pro logic
|2227| <@keot> but i doubt i have enough room in my room for 5 speakers
|2227| <@keot> not forgetting the subwoofer
|2227| <@keot> now i think i am totally insane
|2227| <@keot> i am writing my thoughts out on a computer
|2228| <@keot> this is freaking insane
|2228| <@keot> i am a freak
|2228| <@keot> or so certain people tell me so
|2228| <@keot> ah becky, when will i ask you out
|2228| <@keot> should i post this on ma webbah?
|2228| <@keot> dunno, if i talk anymore about becky i doubt i will
|2228| <@keot> have to text her tonight
|2228| <@keot> that'll be fun. another 5 part text message
|2229| <@keot> costing me, the poor sod, fifty of my hard earnt pence
|2229| <@keot> which i legally obtained from my parents
|2229| <@keot> i wonder if madman will sell anything descent in school tommorow
|2229| <@keot> i need some more of the creamy lindt choco
|2229| <@keot> that was some nice stuff
|2230| <@keot> made me have an orgasm of chocolate in my gob
|2230| <@keot> want another
|2230| <@keot> actually, i need another, because, well, i need it
|2230| <@keot> i am dependant on chocolate
|2230| <@keot> i need it to survive.
|2230| <@keot> it is my ownly meaning in my lufe
|2230| <@keot> apart from my nephew and my neice
|2230| <@keot> which i will be seeing on thursday
|2230| <@keot> which'll be nice
|2230| <@keot> crap
|2231| <@keot> i'm meant to be doing a prank on that night
|2231| <@keot> have to discuss it with those involved.
|2231| <@keot> anyway
|2231| <@keot> i am now getting serious rsi, and i cannot feel anything in my right hand.
|2231| <@keot> anyway
|2231| <@keot> goodnight stavros89
|2231| <@keot> live long
|2231| <@keot> goodbye and all
submitted by këö¬t - 6.5.2002 @ 2254.11 hrs bst

from: january to: the bitter end
he bitter end is nigh. this wednesday will be the last day of compolsery schooling i will have in my life. yes, i will have to go back for my exams over the next few months, but this is the bitter end.
if you want me to explain / tell you what i am doing on the last day, im afraid you will have to wait for quite awhile after i have done what i am going to do, which for the record, is nothing.
at present i am doing lots of little things, such as spamming yet more spam into the famous chatroom #mtuk, and i have also loaded a mood indicator to the top of this page. should be quite accurate, seeing as i update it all the bloody time... :)
anyway, enjoy whatever you wish to enjoy, as i walk on to the bitter end...
submitted by këö¬t - 5.5.2002 @ 1956.52 hrs bst

dom-antibody mid production images

(click on a thumbnail to open a large image in a new window)

i am still working on my latest unreal editor project: dom-antibody. this level features lots of fine detail and good design features. i'm about 30% of the way through building it. enjoy the images. :)
submitted by këö¬t - 29.4.2002 @ 2047.17 hrs bst

hmm... yes...
after spending the last five hours doing another exciting art exam, i went and printed off 160 leavers dinner tickets on a very very slow printer. anyway. as you can tell by the time of this post, i am slightly tired.
my dad is going to hospital next tuesday for another operation on his arm. so i won't be in school on that day. which is a benefit. i miss physics. that has to be a benefit.
i am still spamming utter shite into the chat room #mtuk - which is normal.
i refuse to comment about last friday night. absolutely refuse. honest. see you lot in the daylight.
submitted by këö¬t - 27.4.2002 @ 033.13 hrs bst

let's have some good old fashioned fun... let's not...
be afraid, be very insane: http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~pyang/flash/flash.htm
submitted by këö¬t - 22.4.2002 @ 747.35 hrs bst

five hours to go next friday in art
i thankfully finished the first five hours of my6 ten hour art exam today. picture looks quite good. anyhow. i won't be on irc friday evening because, as my dad put it 'you're going to have a booze up. i know, i was a teenager once...' yes dad, but 40 years ago is a long time...
anyhow. becky is being evil, so im being evil back. muha. irc is coming along nice now, with stats, have a look here: http://www.sommat.co.uk/keot/mt2/stats/mtuk.html remember to respect the stats and not to spam. you fools.
no updates, because i felt like being a lazy bast, anyhow. spam my guestbook with descent spam, not repitive messages like you've done, but something whittier, and something that may make me smile. i may reply then...
submitted by këö¬t - 17.4.2002 @ 2020.17 hrs bst

battery level: what battery, it went last week...
it's thursday morn. i am tired. i want to crawl back into my bed. anyhow, what was i going to say? er... yes, er spam the guestbook with your pathetic ramblings. i find it funnah.
submitted by këö¬t - 11.4.2002 @ 743.39 hrs bst

shockedo in españas! (sorry to any offended by my fluent spanish...)

këö¬t - from heathrow airport... :) (i had £1 to burn)
waiting for my sister to arrive, hope you lot are ok. anyway, im bored, waiting here... ill be away for about a week. yay, i may get a sun tan, or bleach my hair in the sun.

anyhow, im running out of credit, so i'm going to have to go. see you later!
submitted by këö¬t - 30.3.2002 @ 1448.27 hrs gmt

spam away
my good old friend, now know as halo^ (formerly abstract2k, then lone-wolf, then nightmare then, shit, you don't expect me to memorize anymore?!) has launched a forum, for his website which he is still completing. anyway, spam away at http://pub61.ezboard.com/bbraindead61042 , but be nice, because im a moderator. muha! spam my guestbook too...
submitted by këö¬t - 26.3.2002 @ 1954.10 hrs gmt

update on the poem
2102 | <@meat|head> I have improved my poem so that its better and no no-ones havin it, cept my English teacher
2103 | <@meat|head> so there
2103 | <@keot> i published it on ma webby
2104 | <@keot> in it's crapulant form, e.g. missing a few lines from when i disconnected
2104 | <@meat|head> that was he shit version so there!
2104 | <@meat|head> I was quite high(stoned) at the time
2105 | <@meat|head> so that
2105 | <@meat|head> 's why I did it
submitted by këö¬t - 24.3.2002 @ 2104.34 hrs gmt

the poetic life story of the massacre threat clan expressed by meat|head
last night in irc, meat|head ($hr!mp£ to us MTuk people) wrote a poem. i made a copy, albeit missing a few lines here and there, and microsoft's word mispelling everything meat|head wished to tell.
View the poem here and remember the old unreal tournament clan, that was known as MTuk.
submitted by këö¬t - 24.3.2002 @ 2029.07 hrs gmt

my personal quote
"When you do things right. People won't be sure you've done anything at all..." - God (on Futurama 408)
submitted by këö¬t - 23.3.2002 @ 2201.03 hrs gmt

new map coming soon
i am working on a new map which goes by the name of dom-internalgrid. the entire map is made up of textures which are basically coloured grids, giving the level a strange appearance. some pictures will be coming soon the second i can find a method to make it easy for myself.
submitted by këö¬t - 21.3.2002 @ 2006.41 hrs gmt

a pack of white lies
everything is now up and working, apart from the unreal tournament portal page.
just finished filling in my sixth form application form. hopefully ill get in, it shouldn't be hard.
i'm still doing tons of homework and coursework, and hope to be playing unreal tournament this evening. enjoy. also, to all those who have recently received some treasured spam from me, "tuff luck, your in my address book!"
submitted by këö¬t - 17.3.2002 @ 1922.20 hrs gmt

orange unreal tournament instagib domination - wow
i've played on this server many time before, however, tonight i finally was surprised. i was quite good! hmm... may add a picture of the day script... anyhow, at the moment all of the site is up, except the unreal and cdr pages, which will be up in the next day or two.
submitted by këö¬t - 16.3.2002 @ 2313.24 hrs gmt

këö¬t systems is running again
welcome to këö¬t systems. thanks to Assassin, this website is running again.
submitted by këö¬t - 16.3.2002 @ 1646.48 hrs gmt